I`m seein` this girl
And she just might be out of her mind
Well she`s got baggage
And it`s all the emotional kind

She talks about closure
And that validation bit
I don`t mean to be insensitive
But I really hate that s**t

And I said, yeah hey
Yeah hey
Oh man, she`s got issues
And I`m gonna pay
Yeah hey
Yeah hey
She thinks she`s the victim
Yeah

Now, I know she`ll feel abandoned
If I don`t stay over late
And I know she`s afraid to commit
But it`s only our second date

And I said, yeah hey
Yeah hey
Oh man she`s got issues
And I`m gonna pay
Yeah hey
Yeah hey
She says, she`s the victim
And she takes it all out on me

I don`t know why you`re messed up
I don`t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her
Ex nonstop but I don`t mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That`s where I draw the line

You told me a hundred times
How your father left and he`s gone
But I wish you wouldn`t call me daddy
When we`re gettin` it on

And I said, yeah hey
Yeah hey
Oh man, she`s got issues
And I`m gonna pay
Yeah hey
Yeah hey
She`s playin` the victim
And takin` it all out on me
Yeah hey
Yeah hey
My God, she`s got issues
And I`m gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Gonna pay
Huh
Waow

If you think I`m controllin`
Then why do you follow me around
If you`re not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don`t know why you`re messed up
I don`t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door